Tony the Cash Guy is buying houses in Upper West Side, New York right now. Any condition, any situation — inherited, in probate, behind on payments, full of tenants, full of stuff. Leave it all and walk away with cash. We pay closing costs. We don't need to see the property. Call Tony directly and get a cash offer for your Upper West Side house in New York County today.
The kind of cape property Tony buys throughout Upper West Side.
New York County (Manhattan) is co-op and condo dominant. Tony buys uptown brownstones (Harlem, Washington Heights, Inwood) and inherited co-op/condo apartments throughout the borough.
Manhattan co-op maintenance and condo common charges are part of monthly carrying costs; tax abatements (J-51, 421-a) on certain buildings affect calculations.
Manhattan co-op closings require board approval and a board package; Tony's title company has experience with major Manhattan co-op boards.
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Tell Tony where the house is and what shape it's in. Get a cash number on the same call. Pick a closing date.
7 days a week, 8 AM to 9 PM Eastern.
Tony's offer on your Upper West Side house is built on three numbers: comparable sales in New York County, New York; the rough condition you describe over the phone; and the speed you need. That's it. No appraisal contingency, no mortgage contingency, no inspection contingency. Tony takes the title, you take the check. Walk away that day if you want — leave whatever you don't want to deal with.
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Tell Tony where the house is and what shape it's in. Get a cash number on the same call. Pick a closing date.
7 days a week, 8 AM to 9 PM Eastern.
Yes. Tony has bought New York County properties without ever walking through the house. For your Upper West Side property, you describe what shape it's in over the phone, Tony pulls New York public records, looks at recent New York County comparable sales, and gives you a cash number on the same call.
No. Many New York County sellers hand Tony the keys with the house exactly as their parent or grandparent left it. Furniture, clothes, the works. Tony's crew clears everything out post-closing.
Most sellers across New York County have cash within 7 to 14 days of the first call. New York title companies in this area close fast when there are no banks involved — Tony pays cash, so there are none.
No. Tony covers New York County title insurance, New York transfer taxes (in most cases), and all closing fees. The cash quote you hear on the phone is what hits your hand for your Upper West Side property.
Yes. Half the houses Tony buys in New York County need major work. Roof gone, floors rotted, walls down — Tony takes them New York-wide. Don't fix anything. Don't paint. Don't even sweep.
Tony works with Upper West Side and New York County sellers facing foreclosure all the time. The New York title company can pay off your mortgage and any back taxes at closing — you walk away clean, often with cash on top.
It's your choice. Many New York County sellers do — especially in probate, estate, or divorce situations. New York closings happen at a licensed title company so you're protected either way.
One phone call to Tony at 1-908-768-4759 turns your Upper West Side, New York house into cash in your hand. Leave the rest behind — Tony handles it.
Contact
Drop your number and Tony reaches out within the hour.
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Tell Tony where the house is and what shape it's in. Get a cash number on the same call. Pick a closing date.
7 days a week, 8 AM to 9 PM Eastern.
Photos shown represent property types similar to recent purchases. Specific addresses and seller names are withheld for privacy.
Newark, NJ
Inherited from mother — full of belongings
Closed in 9 days
Brooklyn, NY
Tenant-occupied — closed without eviction
Closed in 11 days
Teaneck, NJ
Senior downsizing — moved to assisted living
Closed in 14 days
Pick whichever situation matches yours — same Tony, same cash, different angle.