Tony buys Plainfield, New Jersey houses as-is. Don't fix anything. Don't paint. Don't even sweep. Whatever shape the property is in is the shape Tony buys it in. Across Union County, that's saved sellers tens of thousands in pre-sale repair costs.
The kind of ranch property Tony has bought in Plainfield.
Union County is dense urban-suburban: Elizabeth, Plainfield, Union, Linden. Two-family and three-family housing stock is common.
Union County tax rates are 2.5-3.2%; Elizabeth and Plainfield are at the higher end.
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Tell Tony where the house is and what shape it's in. Get a cash number on the same call. Pick a closing date.
7 days a week, 8 AM to 9 PM Eastern.
Tony has bought Union County houses with: cracked foundations, asbestos siding, knob-and-tube wiring, lead paint everywhere, mold in three rooms, raccoons in the attic, basements that flood every spring, additions built without permits. None of these stop the deal in Plainfield.
Plainfield was a wealthy commuter town a century ago, and the housing shows it: big Victorians and 1900-1930 colonials and Tudors in Sleepy Hollow, Van Wyck Brooks, and Netherwood, many long since divided into apartments; 1910s-20s frame two- and three-families and brick walk-ups in the West End and South End near the tracks; and 1950s capes and ranches at the edges. Slate roofs, knob-and-tube wiring, steam heat, and underground oil tanks are everywhere. Tony buys the grand houses that need everything, the multi-families, and the capes.
Plainfield owners call Tony with houses that are bigger than the money left to keep them. Heirs to a Sleepy Hollow Victorian with a slate roof at end of life, a buried oil tank, and a tax bill the family can't carry. A West End landlord tired of the lead-safe inspection cycle on a pre-1978 three-family and a resale inspection that wants a new electrical service. A big house on Park Avenue cut into rooms decades ago without permits. Tax-sale certificates sold on houses whose owners fell behind, now in foreclosure. And absentee owners with a vacant house the city keeps citing. A listing means a historic-district buyer with a picky inspector and a lender that wants the tank out. Tony gives one number on the phone and closes on the seller's date.
Plainfield requires a Certificate of Continued Occupancy inspection before a resale, plus the fire official's smoke, carbon monoxide, and fire extinguisher certificate — Tony's side handles both and buys with whatever the inspector finds. Underground oil tanks are common in the older sections and Tony buys with the tank in place. The seller pays the NJ Realty Transfer Fee (about 1% on most sales, reduced for senior and disabled owners on a principal residence). Tax-sale certificates, water liens, and vacant-property fees are paid from proceeds at closing; tenant leases transfer to Tony. No lender, so no appraisal or repair conditions.
Every cash buyer, Tony included, starts from the same three numbers: what the house would sell for fully renovated, what it costs to get it there, and how long that takes. The offer is that finished value minus the repairs, minus the buyer's resale costs and margin. In practice that lands most cash offers somewhere around 70–85% of the renovated value, less repairs. The honest comparison is not against a renovated house's list price — it is against what you would actually net from a NJ listing after commission, repairs, and months of carrying costs.
| Line item | List with an agent | Sell to Tony |
|---|---|---|
| What the house would sell for fully renovated | $400,000 | $400,000 |
| Repairs a retail buyer's lender will demand | − $45,000 | Tony's problem |
| Agent commission (5–6%) | − $20,000 to $24,000 | $0 |
| Inspection credits, seller closing costs, concessions | − $8,000 to $12,000 | $0 |
| Taxes, insurance, mortgage, utilities while you wait (3–6 months) | − $9,000 to $15,000 | $0 |
| Time to cash in hand | 4 to 7 months | 7 to 14 days |
| What you actually walk away with | ≈ $305,000 to $318,000 | Tony's number, in full, on your date |
Whether Tony's number beats that listing net depends on the house. On a move-in-ready home in a hot NJmarket it usually will not, and Tony will tell you to list. On a house that needs work, has tenants, sits in an estate, or carries violations — the houses retail buyers cannot finance — it is often close, and the seven-day timeline is the difference. Call 1-908-768-4759, get the number, and compare it yourself.
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Correct. The number Tony quotes you on the phone is the number you walk away with. No inspection, no repair list, no credit deductions, no "after we got a closer look" surprises. As-is means as-is.
Tony buys it. Cracked foundations, settled walls, fire-damaged kitchens, flooded basements, mold throughout — all of it has been bought before. The offer reflects condition; the deal still happens.
Yes. Furniture, clothing, garbage, food in the fridge, the broken washer in the basement, the car in the driveway. Tony hauls it after closing. You don't lift a finger.
Knob-and-tube wiring, galvanized pipes, fuse boxes, ungrounded outlets — Tony has bought Plainfield-area houses with all of these. They're priced into the offer; they don't kill the deal.
Tony's offer reflects what it'll take to make the property re-sellable, plus a return. It's transparent. The cheaper your house is to fix, the better your offer. The worse the condition, the lower the offer — but the deal still happens.
Yes. Tony buys anywhere in 07060, 07062, and 07063: Sleepy Hollow and Van Wyck Brooks Victorians, Netherwood colonials, West End and South End multi-families near the tracks, and capes at the edges of the city. If it's inside Plainfield, he'll give you a number on the phone.
Yes. Unpermitted conversions are one of the main reasons banks won't lend on the big old houses in Plainfield. Tony pays cash, buys the building with the tenants and the paperwork as they are, and deals with the zoning and code office after closing. The offer doesn't change because of it.
No. Tony buys the house with the tank in the ground and the original wiring in the walls. Both are deal-killers for retail buyers, whose lenders want the tank removed and the wiring updated before closing. Tony handles both after the sale, and his number already accounts for the work.
Yes. A tax-sale certificate is a lien, not a deed — you own the house until a court forecloses. Tony's title company gets the redemption figure from the certificate holder and pays it from your proceeds at closing. If a foreclosure complaint has been filed, call right away; until judgment is entered there is still time.
Don't fix a thing. Call Tony at 1-908-768-4759. Cash for your Plainfield house exactly as it sits.
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Tell Tony where the house is and what shape it's in. Get a cash number on the same call. Pick a closing date.
7 days a week, 8 AM to 9 PM Eastern.
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