Tony the Cash Guy is buying houses in Linden, New Jersey right now. Any condition, any situation — inherited, in probate, behind on payments, full of tenants, full of stuff. Leave it all and walk away with cash. We pay closing costs. We don't need to see the property. Call Tony directly and get a cash offer for your Linden house in Union County today.
The kind of cape property Tony buys throughout Linden.
Union County is dense urban-suburban: Elizabeth, Plainfield, Union, Linden. Two-family and three-family housing stock is common.
Union County tax rates are 2.5-3.2%; Elizabeth and Plainfield are at the higher end.
Union multi-family closings often involve tenant-occupied units; Tony handles these routinely.
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Tell Tony where the house is and what shape it's in. Get a cash number on the same call. Pick a closing date.
7 days a week, 8 AM to 9 PM Eastern.
Real estate agents charge 5–6 percent commission. On a typical New Jersey home that's $20,000 or more out of your pocket — gone. Tony charges nothing. No commission, no listing fee, no transaction fee, no junk fee at the closing table. The number Tony quotes you over the phone is the number you walk out of closing with. That's why Linden and Union County homeowners keep calling.
Linden is a 1920s-1950s working town: brick and frame capes, colonials, and two-families on tight lots around Wood Avenue and the train station, 1940s-50s brick capes and ranches in Sunnyside near the Rahway line, and older frame two-families near the Elizabeth border and along Route 1. The blocks toward Tremley Point back onto industry and the Arthur Kill. Oil tanks, original kitchens, and finished basements from the 60s are the norm. Tony buys the capes, the two-families, and the houses next to the refinery that retail buyers drive past.
Linden sellers who call Tony are mostly closing out family houses: the parents bought a brick cape in Sunnyside in 1952, it has the original kitchen and an oil tank by the driveway, and the heirs want a clean end without a clean-out. Landlords near Wood Avenue with a two-family, a tenant behind on rent, a lead-safe inspection due, and a Certificate of Continued Occupancy that wants new electric. Owners near the refinery and Tremley Point whose houses show badly to retail buyers no matter what they do. And tax-sale certificates sold while a family was dealing with a hospital bill. Tony gives one number on the phone and closes on the seller's date.
Linden requires a Certificate of Continued Occupancy inspection before a resale, along with the fire department's smoke, carbon monoxide, and fire extinguisher certificate — Tony's side schedules both and buys as-is. Underground oil tanks are common and Tony buys with the tank in the ground. The seller pays the NJ Realty Transfer Fee (about 1% on most sales, with the senior and disabled reduction on a principal residence). Tax-sale certificates and sewer arrears are paid from proceeds at closing; tenant leases transfer to Tony. No lender, so no appraisal or repair conditions.
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Tell Tony where the house is and what shape it's in. Get a cash number on the same call. Pick a closing date.
7 days a week, 8 AM to 9 PM Eastern.
Yes. Tony has bought Union County properties without ever walking through the house. For your Linden property, you describe what shape it's in over the phone, Tony pulls New Jersey public records, looks at recent Union County comparable sales, and gives you a cash number on the same call.
No. Many Union County sellers hand Tony the keys with the house exactly as their parent or grandparent left it. Furniture, clothes, the works. Tony's crew clears everything out post-closing.
Most sellers across Union County have cash within 7 to 14 days of the first call. New Jersey title companies in this area close fast when there are no banks involved — Tony pays cash, so there are none.
No. Tony covers Union County title insurance, New Jersey transfer taxes (in most cases), and all closing fees. The cash quote you hear on the phone is what hits your hand for your Linden property.
Yes. Tony has bought houses in Union County that were partly burned out, flooded, or condemned by New Jersey inspectors. As-is means as-is. Insurance check or no insurance check — Tony still buys.
Yes — and fast. Tony has stopped sheriff's sales in Union County by closing days before the auction. The New Jersey title company pays the lender and county at closing. Don't wait — every day matters.
If you're in probate or estate proceedings in Union County, having an attorney is wise. New Jersey title companies handle the paperwork either way; many Linden sellers close without a lawyer when the title is clean.
Yes. Tony buys anywhere in 07036: Sunnyside brick capes near the Rahway line, two-families around Wood Avenue and the station, houses along Route 1 and the Elizabeth border, and the blocks toward Tremley Point that back onto industry. If it's inside Linden, he'll give you a number on the phone.
Yes. Linden's Certificate of Continued Occupancy stalls bank-financed sales because the lender wants the corrections done before closing. Tony pays cash, buys the house as-is, and takes care of the CCO items after the sale. His number already accounts for the work, so nothing comes out of your pocket.
No. Tony buys with the tank in place — in use, abandoned in place, or leaking — and handles removal and any cleanup after closing. Retail buyers and their banks want a sweep, a soil test, and a removal certificate before closing; Tony wants none of that.
No. Tony buys the house with everything in it — furniture, the basement, the garage — and clears it after closing. He can work with the estate's executor during probate and close about a week after clear title. Heirs who live out of state can sign by mail.
Your Linden house, sold for cash, with no clean-up, no inspection, no agent, and no waiting. Call Tony the Cash Guy at 1-908-768-4759 — anywhere in Union County, New Jersey, anytime.
Contact
Drop your number and Tony reaches out within the hour.
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Tell Tony where the house is and what shape it's in. Get a cash number on the same call. Pick a closing date.
7 days a week, 8 AM to 9 PM Eastern.
Photos shown represent property types similar to recent purchases. Specific addresses and seller names are withheld for privacy.
Newark, NJ
Inherited from mother — full of belongings
Closed in 9 days
Brooklyn, NY
Tenant-occupied — closed without eviction
Closed in 11 days
Teaneck, NJ
Senior downsizing — moved to assisted living
Closed in 14 days
Pick whichever situation matches yours — same Tony, same cash, different angle.