Will Tony really buy a Lakewood house with everything inside?
Yes. Tony has bought houses where the front door wouldn't open and pathways through were under 18 inches wide. Contents stay; Tony's crew clears them after closing.
If you're calling about a parent's house — not your own — that's most of the people who call this number. Same answer either way: leave it. No judgment. No lecture. Take what's sentimental, walk away from the rest.
Tony has bought Ocean County houses where the only path through was a 12-inch tunnel. Houses that hadn't seen a clean floor in 15 years. Houses where the doorbell didn't work because the door was blocked. None of it stops the deal in Lakewood.

The kind of shore bungalow property Tony has bought in Lakewood.
Ocean County is shore-heavy: Toms River, Brick, Lakewood, Long Beach Island. Sandy-era rebuilds, 55+ communities (Holiday City, Silver Ridge), and Lakewood multi-family expansion are all common.
Ocean County tax rates are 2.0-2.5%; shore-property assessments often lag actual market values.
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Tell Tony where the house is and what shape it's in. Get a cash number on the same call. Pick a closing date.
7 days a week, 8 AM to 9 PM Eastern.
Cleaning out a Lakewood cluttered house takes 2-6 weeks of dumpsters, trips to the dump, and emotional labor. Cost: $15K-$50K depending on volume. Health risk: real (mold, vermin, structural concerns under the piles). Tony skips all of it. The contents are part of the deal — nothing gets thrown away by you.
Lakewood has grown faster than almost any town in NJ. Tony buys family homes, multi-generational properties, and rental units across every section. The stock is a mix of 1950s-70s ranches and capes in the older grid around Clifton Avenue and the lake, hundreds of 1990s-2010s duplexes and townhouse rows built for large families, big new single-families on subdivided lots, basement apartments legal and otherwise, and the 55+ communities of Leisure Village and the Route 70 corridor. Many older houses still have oil tanks.
Lakewood owners call Tony from two very different directions. Families in the 55+ communities and the older ranches around the lake who are downsizing, settling a parent's estate, or leaving a house that still has its 1965 kitchen and an oil tank. And landlords and investors who bought duplexes and townhouse units in the growth years and are done with the township's rental inspection cycle, a tenant who is behind, a basement unit the CO doesn't show, or a build that stalled. Tax-sale certificates turn up on both kinds of property. A listing means showings, an inspection, and a lender who wants every unit legal and every violation cleared. Tony gives one number on the phone and closes on the seller's date.
Lakewood requires a Certificate of Occupancy inspection on resale, along with the fire official's smoke, carbon monoxide, and fire extinguisher certificate — Tony's side schedules both and buys with whatever the inspector finds. The seller pays the NJ Realty Transfer Fee (about 1% on most sales, reduced for senior and disabled owners on a principal residence). Tax-sale certificates are redeemed from proceeds at closing, tenant leases transfer to Tony, and 55+ community sales go through the association's resale process, which Tony's attorney handles. Older houses often have oil tanks; Tony buys with the tank in place. No lender, so no appraisal.
Every cash buyer, Tony included, starts from the same three numbers: what the house would sell for fully renovated, what it costs to get it there, and how long that takes. The offer is that finished value minus the repairs, minus the buyer's resale costs and margin. In practice that lands most cash offers somewhere around 70–85% of the renovated value, less repairs. The honest comparison is not against a renovated house's list price — it is against what you would actually net from a NJ listing after commission, repairs, and months of carrying costs.
| Line item | List with an agent | Sell to Tony |
|---|---|---|
| What the house would sell for fully renovated | $400,000 | $400,000 |
| Repairs a retail buyer's lender will demand | − $45,000 | Tony's problem |
| Agent commission (5–6%) | − $20,000 to $24,000 | $0 |
| Inspection credits, seller closing costs, concessions | − $8,000 to $12,000 | $0 |
| Taxes, insurance, mortgage, utilities while you wait (3–6 months) | − $9,000 to $15,000 | $0 |
| Time to cash in hand | 4 to 7 months | 7 to 14 days |
| What you actually walk away with | ≈ $305,000 to $318,000 | Tony's number, in full, on your date |
Whether Tony's number beats that listing net depends on the house. On a move-in-ready home in a hot NJmarket it usually will not, and Tony will tell you to list. On a house that needs work, has tenants, sits in an estate, or carries violations — the houses retail buyers cannot finance — it is often close, and the seven-day timeline is the difference. Call 1-908-768-4759, get the number, and compare it yourself.
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Yes. Tony has bought houses where the front door wouldn't open and pathways through were under 18 inches wide. Contents stay; Tony's crew clears them after closing.
No. Take what's sentimental if you want. Leave everything else. Tony's professional cleanout team handles the rest after the deed transfers.
Common in these properties. Tony has bought houses with serious mold, dead animals, and decades of accumulated pet damage. None of it kills the deal — it's priced into the offer.
Yes. Tony takes on open code cases as part of the property after closing. Many Lakewood-area sellers in this situation were getting close to a condemnation order before Tony stepped in.
Once the deed transfers, the property and contents are Tony's. If you need time to sort and remove items first, build that into the closing date. Most Lakewood sellers prefer to walk away clean.
Yes. Tony buys in Lakewood's adult communities, including units with original kitchens, association arrears, or an estate still in probate. His attorney handles the association's resale paperwork and the age-restriction requirements. You name the closing date, and you can stay in the unit until then.
Yes. An unpermitted basement unit is one of the main reasons banks refuse to lend on Lakewood multi-families, and one of the main reasons resale inspections fail. Tony pays cash, buys the property as it sits, and handles the township's inspection and any zoning questions after closing. You don't remove the unit or the tenant.
Yes. Tony buys anywhere in 08701: older ranches and capes around Lake Carasaljo and Clifton Avenue, duplexes and townhouse rows in Westgate and Eastgate, big new single-families off Brook Road and Pine River, and the 55+ communities along Route 70. If it's inside the township, he'll give you a number on the phone.
Yes, with the tenant staying. The lease transfers to Tony at closing and he takes over as landlord, including a tenant who is behind or has no written lease. You don't serve notices or wait for a vacancy. Tell him the rent and the situation and he'll quote one number for the property.
Ocean County cluttered property, sold as-is, cash. 1-908-768-4759. No judgment, no questions.
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Tell Tony where the house is and what shape it's in. Get a cash number on the same call. Pick a closing date.
7 days a week, 8 AM to 9 PM Eastern.
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