If your Bayonne house has a roof that leaks, a furnace that doesn't work, walls with holes, floors that rot, or a kitchen that hasn't been touched since 1972 — Tony still buys. As-is, anywhere in Hudson County, New Jersey.
The kind of row house property Tony has bought in Bayonne.
Hudson County is dense urban: Jersey City brownstones, Bayonne row houses, Hoboken townhomes, North Bergen multi-families. Co-op and condo transactions are common.
Hudson County tax rates vary widely by municipality — 1.5% in Hoboken, 3.0% in Bayonne. Newer condo developments often have abated rates.
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Tell Tony where the house is and what shape it's in. Get a cash number on the same call. Pick a closing date.
7 days a week, 8 AM to 9 PM Eastern.
What "as-is" actually saves you: roof replacement ($8-15K), HVAC ($5-10K), kitchen update ($15-30K), bathroom update ($8-15K), foundation work ($10-30K), mold remediation ($3-8K). Tony absorbs all of it because Tony's the one doing the work after closing. Your Bayonne house gets sold in the condition you've been living with.
Bayonne is the home of the "Bayonne box" — the boxy brick or vinyl two- and three-family with a garage underneath that lines block after block off Broadway and Avenue C — sitting alongside 1900s-1920s frame two-families, brick row houses in Bergen Point, pre-war apartment buildings along Kennedy Boulevard, and newer waterfront condos near the light rail. Lots are narrow, houses share walls or alleys, and a lot of the older stock is still on original wiring. Tony buys all of it, occupied or empty.
Bayonne owners call Tony when a family house has become a family argument. The parents bought a two-family Uptown in the 60s, rented the upstairs to the same tenant for twenty years at a rent-controlled number, and now the heirs are splitting a building that needs a roof and a boiler. Landlords are done with the city's rent leveling filings, lead-safe inspections on pre-1978 units, and a CCO they can't pass without new electric. Tax-sale certificates and water liens sit on houses whose owners moved to Florida years ago. And the redevelopment along the waterfront and the former Military Ocean Terminal has some owners fielding lowball letters every month. Tony gives one number on the phone and closes on the seller's date.
Bayonne requires a Certificate of Continued Occupancy inspection before a resale, along with the smoke, carbon monoxide, and fire extinguisher certificate — Tony's side handles the scheduling and buys whatever the inspector finds. The seller pays the NJ Realty Transfer Fee (about 1% on most sales, less for seniors and disabled owners on a primary residence). Tenant leases and security deposits transfer to Tony at closing, tax-sale certificates and water liens are paid from proceeds, and blocks close to Newark Bay and the Kill Van Kull that sit in a flood zone don't matter because there's no lender asking for an elevation certificate.
Every cash buyer, Tony included, starts from the same three numbers: what the house would sell for fully renovated, what it costs to get it there, and how long that takes. The offer is that finished value minus the repairs, minus the buyer's resale costs and margin. In practice that lands most cash offers somewhere around 70–85% of the renovated value, less repairs. The honest comparison is not against a renovated house's list price — it is against what you would actually net from a NJ listing after commission, repairs, and months of carrying costs.
| Line item | List with an agent | Sell to Tony |
|---|---|---|
| What the house would sell for fully renovated | $400,000 | $400,000 |
| Repairs a retail buyer's lender will demand | − $45,000 | Tony's problem |
| Agent commission (5–6%) | − $20,000 to $24,000 | $0 |
| Inspection credits, seller closing costs, concessions | − $8,000 to $12,000 | $0 |
| Taxes, insurance, mortgage, utilities while you wait (3–6 months) | − $9,000 to $15,000 | $0 |
| Time to cash in hand | 4 to 7 months | 7 to 14 days |
| What you actually walk away with | ≈ $305,000 to $318,000 | Tony's number, in full, on your date |
Whether Tony's number beats that listing net depends on the house. On a move-in-ready home in a hot NJmarket it usually will not, and Tony will tell you to list. On a house that needs work, has tenants, sits in an estate, or carries violations — the houses retail buyers cannot finance — it is often close, and the seven-day timeline is the difference. Call 1-908-768-4759, get the number, and compare it yourself.
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Correct. The number Tony quotes you on the phone is the number you walk away with. No inspection, no repair list, no credit deductions, no "after we got a closer look" surprises. As-is means as-is.
Tony buys it. Cracked foundations, settled walls, fire-damaged kitchens, flooded basements, mold throughout — all of it has been bought before. The offer reflects condition; the deal still happens.
Yes. Furniture, clothing, garbage, food in the fridge, the broken washer in the basement, the car in the driveway. Tony hauls it after closing. You don't lift a finger.
Knob-and-tube wiring, galvanized pipes, fuse boxes, ungrounded outlets — Tony has bought Bayonne-area houses with all of these. They're priced into the offer; they don't kill the deal.
Tony's offer reflects what it'll take to make the property re-sellable, plus a return. It's transparent. The cheaper your house is to fix, the better your offer. The worse the condition, the lower the offer — but the deal still happens.
Yes, with the tenant in place. Bayonne's rent control ordinance stays with the building, and Tony steps in as landlord at closing under the same lease and the same regulated rent. You don't need to offer a buyout or wait for a vacancy. Tell him the units and the rents and he'll quote one number for the whole house.
Yes. Bayonne's Certificate of Continued Occupancy trips up bank-financed sales because the lender wants the corrections done before closing. Tony pays cash, buys the house as-is, and takes care of the CCO items after the sale. The number he gives you already accounts for that work — nothing comes out of your pocket.
Yes. Tony buys anywhere in 07002: Bergen Point row houses near the bridge, Bayonne boxes off Avenue C, frame two-families along Broadway, Kennedy Boulevard apartment buildings, and condos near the 8th Street and 34th Street light rail stops. If it's inside Bayonne, he'll give you a number on the phone.
No. Tony buys inherited Bayonne houses with everything still in them — furniture, boxes, the basement, the garage. He clears it after closing. If the estate is still in probate, his attorney can work with the executor so the closing happens as soon as the surrogate's paperwork allows, and out-of-town heirs can sign by mail.
As-is, anywhere in Hudson County. Call 1-908-768-4759 and stop pouring money into your Bayonne house.
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Tell Tony where the house is and what shape it's in. Get a cash number on the same call. Pick a closing date.
7 days a week, 8 AM to 9 PM Eastern.
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