Whether your Bloomfield house is a tidy ranch or a place that hasn't been touched in 30 years, Tony the Cash Guy will buy it. Cash. No inspection. No clean-out. No fees. Tony buys throughout Essex County, New Jersey — and we close at a local title company in 7 days.
The kind of two family property Tony buys throughout Bloomfield.
Essex County, anchored by Newark, is heavy on multi-family housing — two-families, three-families, four-families. East Orange and Irvington sellers often own occupied multi-units.
Newark and East Orange tax rates are 2.5-3.5% of assessed value; tax-delinquency is common and Tony's title company handles back-tax payoff routinely.
Essex County multi-family closings often involve tenant-occupied units, lease estoppel certificates, and security-deposit transfer paperwork.
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Tell Tony where the house is and what shape it's in. Get a cash number on the same call. Pick a closing date.
7 days a week, 8 AM to 9 PM Eastern.
Real estate agents charge 5–6 percent commission. On a typical New Jersey home that's $20,000 or more out of your pocket — gone. Tony charges nothing. No commission, no listing fee, no transaction fee, no junk fee at the closing table. The number Tony quotes you over the phone is the number you walk out of closing with. That's why Bloomfield and Essex County homeowners keep calling.
Bloomfield is a 1910s-1930s town: foursquares, Dutch colonials, and center-hall colonials in Brookdale and Oak View, brick two-families and small apartment buildings around Bloomfield Center and along Broad Street, and tight-lot frame two-families in Watsessing near the East Orange line. Most of it still has plaster walls, steam radiators, and a share of underground oil tanks. Tony buys the single-families, the two-families, and the apartment buildings.
Bloomfield owners come to Tony from two directions. The first is the family house: a Brookdale colonial the parents bought in the 60s, now with a leaking slate roof, an oil tank the neighbors keep mentioning, and four heirs who don't agree. The second is the tired landlord: a Watsessing two-family with a tenant who hasn't paid since 2021, a lead-safe inspection due, and a resale inspection that won't pass without a new electrical panel. Add a tax-sale certificate or a property-tax bill that has crept past what the house earns, and a slow retail sale stops making sense. Tony gives one number on the phone and closes on the seller's date.
Bloomfield resales need the township's continued-occupancy inspection and the fire department's smoke, carbon monoxide, and fire extinguisher certificate; Tony's side schedules both and buys regardless of the findings. Underground oil tanks are common on the older streets and Tony buys with the tank in place. The seller pays the NJ Realty Transfer Fee (about 1% of the price on most sales, reduced for senior and disabled owners on a principal residence). Any tax-sale certificate or sewer arrears are redeemed from the proceeds at closing. Cash, so no appraisal or lender conditions.
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Tell Tony where the house is and what shape it's in. Get a cash number on the same call. Pick a closing date.
7 days a week, 8 AM to 9 PM Eastern.
Only if you want him to. Most Bloomfield and Essex County sellers prefer Tony makes the offer over the phone using New Jersey public records and recent comps. If you'd rather walk Tony through, that's fine too. Either way, the offer is the offer.
Leave it. Furniture, clothing, boxes, appliances, food in the fridge, even garbage — Tony takes the Bloomfield property exactly as it sits. After closing in New Jersey, Tony hauls everything out. You don't lift a finger.
Most Bloomfield closings happen in 7 to 14 days from first phone call. With clean title and a motivated seller in Essex County, Tony has closed in 5 days at the local title company.
No. Tony covers Essex County title insurance, New Jersey transfer taxes (in most cases), and all closing fees. The cash quote you hear on the phone is what hits your hand for your Bloomfield property.
Yes. Half the houses Tony buys in Essex County need major work. Roof gone, floors rotted, walls down — Tony takes them New Jersey-wide. Don't fix anything. Don't paint. Don't even sweep.
Tony has handled short-sale scenarios in Essex County. The cash offer plus your bank's cooperation often gets you out clean. Call early — the New Jersey short-sale process needs lead time.
If probate is straightforward in Essex County and New Jersey, yes. Many Bloomfield estate sales close without one. If multiple heirs are involved or the estate is contested, plan on having an attorney for the closing.
Yes. Tony buys anywhere in 07003: Brookdale colonials near the park, Oak View and Halcyon Park foursquares, apartment buildings and two-families around Bloomfield Center and Broad Street, and Watsessing frames near the East Orange line. If it's inside Bloomfield, he'll give you a number on the phone.
Yes. A non-paying tenant is one of the most common reasons Bloomfield landlords call. Tony buys the building with the tenant in place, takes over the lease and the landlord-tenant process at closing, and doesn't ask you to evict first. Tell him what the unit was supposed to pay and how long it's been.
Not for Tony. Buried tanks kill bank-financed deals because lenders want them swept, tested, and removed before closing. Tony buys with the tank in the ground and handles removal and any cleanup after the sale. You don't pay for a sweep or a soil test.
As soon as the estate paperwork allows — typically about a week from a clear title. Leave the furniture, the boxes, and whatever is in the attic; Tony buys the house with everything in it and clears it after closing. If there are heirs out of state, the closing can be done by mail with a notary.
Your Bloomfield house, sold for cash, with no clean-up, no inspection, no agent, and no waiting. Call Tony the Cash Guy at 1-908-768-4759 — anywhere in Essex County, New Jersey, anytime.
Contact
Drop your number and Tony reaches out within the hour.
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Tell Tony where the house is and what shape it's in. Get a cash number on the same call. Pick a closing date.
7 days a week, 8 AM to 9 PM Eastern.
Photos shown represent property types similar to recent purchases. Specific addresses and seller names are withheld for privacy.
Newark, NJ
Inherited from mother — full of belongings
Closed in 9 days
Brooklyn, NY
Tenant-occupied — closed without eviction
Closed in 11 days
Teaneck, NJ
Senior downsizing — moved to assisted living
Closed in 14 days
Pick whichever situation matches yours — same Tony, same cash, different angle.